I want to start by sharing with you a nice little story.
Rather, I changed my mind. I want to read out this
letter of appreciation. It comes to us from the Mistalite Communist Home.
To: Dr Bong
The staff and otherwise of the Mistalite Communist Home are very grateful to the house of Ong for their cash donation of $50.00. The House Of Ong had also helped by cleaning floors (admittedly, they paid some passers-by to do it) and washing the windows (with paint). We would like to thank the House Of Ong for their kind support and their negligence in showing any sort of charitable means.
Signed, your good friend Adolf, Leader Of The Third Reich (not Rich, mind you.)
P.S: Now you know where all your money has gone, sods.
P.P.S: Hint: Deep pockets astern.
P.P.P.S: You need an elevator to get to the bottom of them.
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 7:01 AM
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