Wednesday, February 06, 2008

a parody

to the tune of Gatsby's Moving Rubber


YOUUUUUUUUUUU CAN GIVE ME MONNNEY..
MONNNNNNNEY..
MONNNNNNNE

to the tune of Umbrella

(dedicated to my #1) Note: Explicit lyrics ahead
Detour not available. Heh heh. Then again whoever visits this is probably not too morally sufficient, so to speak!

I'VE GOT OUR MARRIAGE CART..
AND WE'RE SO NIGHT SMART..
MAYBE WITH ADRENALIN..
BUT YOU'LL STILL LICK MY CAR
BABY CAUSE NIPPLE MARKS
REPRESENT OUR LITTLE SPARKS
and i know what i will wear
for you i'll strip it bare

BECAUSE

WHEN WE LIE WE LIE TOGETHER
TOLD YOU I'M SO VERY CLEVER
BUT I SWORE I'LL NEVER SPEND
HAD A STICK
I'MMA STICK IT OUT TO THE END
NOW WE'RE SHAGGING MORE THAN EVER
KNOW THAT I STILL HAVE YOUR MOTHER
YOU CAN LICK all my mozzarella
ella
ella
eh
eh
eh
eh

DOESNT make a whole cartload of sense, does it?

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