The Dairy of Doctor Bong

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I think it inappropriate not to mention the recent suicide of a Sec 3 student in my school, who apparently had quite enough of his parents and life in my school. I think this will lower the PSLE cut-off score slightly.
If I wasn't CEO of such a big corporation, I would have suicided at a young age as well. My parents demanded that I joined the Flower Society. I was adamant against this - I was hellbent on entering the Ballet Corps. Fortunately we resolved this when they died.

As CEO of ACS(I), I thank you all for making me immensely wealthy.
Yesterday, I built a guest house using bundles of cash as bricks.

In future, I plan to charge 10c for usage of the toilets. The money will add up quickly but the small change will be slightly unwieldy.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 4:41 AM