The Dairy of Doctor Bong

Updates

My second concubine left the institution on Aug 1. The Board of Old Fucks has installed two new concubines for my sexual pleasures whose names shall remain undisclosed.
This will not only lessen the available power among the current three, by redistributing the power, it will also prevent any one individual from having too much power (except me). This system of checks and balances is SO SEXY!
There is a rising star coming up in the executive hierachy. I shall now lay down
a sneak preview of

[[Bong's Guidelines To Effective Dictatorship]] (Only $39.90):

Lesson 78: How To Maintain Your Power - Method 24 -
The Party Exclusions, Nomaclatures - Isolationist Senatorialia (codename PENIS)

To effectively maintain your grip on power, giving you virtually free will to execute further policies in your personal interests (such as share price manipulation), you must ensure that no one individual besides you has too much power. Play your opponents against each other. Rumours must be spread through the use of rumor-mongers while you form strategic political alliances to distance yourself from any blame (and scapegoat others) if the persons betray you or anything else goes wrong. By making your opponents the targets []HAHAHAHHAHHAPENIS[] of each others' aggression, you can take a back seat while they tear at each other's throats, ruining their reputation in the views of neutral parties. This also imrpoves your reputation as a clean-fighting White Knight (TM).

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 12:26 AM