The Short Wang Parody
i was emo.
i cut my twig and berries today.
it really hurt.
all the blood fell out
but it felt good in the end.
this stuff is addictive.
This has been a Short Wang Parody [copyright mymaturerantings.blogspot.com]. We hope you have enjoyed it. Note the use of short in more ways than one.
Bong's blog
The time i was erected into principal, I faced opposition from those who discarded me because i was a fafflesian.
WELL NO MORE.
Step 1 of my "Eliminate-the-rebel-elementz" is complete.
Moving on to Step 2, where certain peoples will face the axe-
and cower.
Yea, they will cower and run in fear of my all-reaching cube, comprising
ALPHA TEAM - led by Agent 001, Alpha Team seeks to sow discord among the opposition.
BETA TEAM - led by Agent #2, it works behind the scenes to secure legal leeway.
DELTA TEAM, led by Agent A-333, it is the main driving force. It is the outer wall, the protection aura that everyone sees. It is what makes people BELIEVE.
And the most feared of all -
OMEGA TEAM, led by the most stealthy and cunning female assault rifle cum cum leader beatbag bean f10 noobhax0rz which uses brute force to eliminate partisan troops. Its main outlet of power is
THE HAMMER.
I do mean the wooden mallet, of course.
LolCat
Sorry for the lengthy absence. I was too angry over the ALLEGED DEFAMATIONZZZZ OF T3H NATIONAL ANTHEM BY LOLCAT.
In future, I will want to ban all lolcats from entering.
I should bring this to that fat security guard.
Not that I don't alraedy bring him 3 bowls of indian mee every day.
JUST FOR MEE
FUN WITH MEE
I think this shit is going way too far.
I'd like to have a sumptuous MEEEEEal, please.
This is such a MEEEEEEager allowance.
The average of some values can be said to be the MEEEEEan.
Or the MEEEEEEdian.
Some rivers have MEEEEEanders.
I think this post is MEEEEEaningless.
I would like to travel to the Greenwich MEEEEEEridian.
I think your mom has MEEEEEasles. But of course, that's not MEEEEEasurable.
I would like to eat some vegetables and MEEEEEat.
I wish to travel to the city of MEEEEEEcca.
In future, I wish to study MEEEEEEEchanical enginerring. (LOL enginerring)
Our school won a gold MEEEEEEdal.
the MEEEEEEEdia is quite annoying.
In siddharta, some faggots MEEEEEEdiate on MEEEEEditation.
I need some MEEEEEEdical assistance.
Get those noodles away from me, you faggot!
