The Dairy of Doctor Bong

Shake hands today!

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 8:29 AM 0 comments

Merry Christmas all.

I want to start by sharing with you a nice little story.

Rather, I changed my mind. I want to read out this

letter of appreciation. It comes to us from the Mistalite Communist Home.

To: Dr Bong

The staff and otherwise of the Mistalite Communist Home are very grateful to the house of Ong for their cash donation of $50.00. The House Of Ong had also helped by cleaning floors (admittedly, they paid some passers-by to do it) and washing the windows (with paint). We would like to thank the House Of Ong for their kind support and their negligence in showing any sort of charitable means.

Signed, your good friend Adolf, Leader Of The Third Reich (not Rich, mind you.)

P.S: Now you know where all your money has gone, sods.
P.P.S: Hint: Deep pockets astern.
P.P.P.S: You need an elevator to get to the bottom of them.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 7:01 AM 0 comments

What you people need when the homework is piling over these despondent holidays is a nice little shinamaroo to cheer you up. Today Bong brings you 5-star stories from across the border.

Today's thought of the day:

If you, in your online gaming adventures or otherwise, happen to meet a Malaysian, you should be kind to them because they supply us with water at only 3c per litre.
If you meet an Indonesian, blame him for the fo-
ok
No offence ya
I know this piece of
highly-regarded literature is read in many places
And I do not wish to condone offensive behaviour towards minorities

Okay what am i saying?
Bong organises strange activities every week, whether it's the Si Mi Symposium or the Shit symposium.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 8:15 AM 0 comments

BONG

The Definition Of Bong


A bong, also commonly known as a water pipe, is a smoking device, generally used to smoke cannabis, tobacco, or other substances.[1][2] The construction of a bong and its principle of action is similar to that of the hookah, which is also called "water pipe". Smoking a bong contrasts with smoking a pipe or cigarette in two major ways: bongs cool the smoke before it enters the user’s lungs (making it easier to smoke), and a large amount of smoke is inhaled quickly as opposed to the smaller, more frequent, inhalations of pipe and cigarette smoking.

Taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong

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I do this, dear readers, because I can.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 2:11 AM 4 comments