The Dairy of Doctor Bong

iWank

Today's parody of parodies, a picture of phenoms, a parity of plurals, will be simply this:








I hope this amuses you as much as it tickled me. Frankly it is a joy to watch someone who may "due to so-called wide opinion" be more corporately advantaged and economically untangled than i am being projected, displayed and generally mocked in the style of Shakespearean psuedo-Victorian but more quasi-Italian Michaelangelo-esque period artwork.
Tomorrow, I will be taking a private jet down to Seattle which is where this fine work of art was sculpted.

Things to do:

1) Shake the author(drawer? pictureman? sculptist? artist?)'s hand
2) Give him a commission to do one of goodol' fellatio-licking good Colonel Sanders
3) Give him a second to do Donald Trump but without the manly parts
4) Buy large hammer
5) Use large hammer at place where legs meet torso
6) Take video and post on YouTube to increase popularity
7) See the Sea in Seattle!
8) Settle Serenely in Seattle!
9) Find the faggot CEOs that all made it into the Fortune 500 list and write their addresses down
10) Find Al Capino (And The Gang Of Bloodthirsty Bentos)

I shall also be bringing along a "lenie" hand
Wops! Very bad pun thar.

Anyway the lenie hand will be to perform ane xperiment
the experiment is
Will the sculpture break
if old Ronald is caught in
shall we say,
a PINCER attack
from both the front and the back

Note: For the back, a blowtorch/screwdriver/pool cue/chainsaw seems more accurate.
It may also turn me on! That would be a nice surprise for my birthday. In fact the last time I really got turned on was on my last birthday when one of my cunningly cosvestite concubines leaped out of the 2-metre cake completely naked. Yes, those were good times.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 6:23 AM