Back from my hiatus
Well!It is certainly good to be back in Singapore.
Just yesterday I was in China, making love to very hairy basketball players with large moles on their -
Wait!
I shall first tell you about a very pressing matter indeed.
For it came to pass that, at Paya Lebar Airport where I disembarked together with the very kind Iraqi men (although they seemed to have handcuffs behind their backs),
I noticed something awry; in the true sense of the word and PER SE.
Right on the TPE (Tanah Penis Expressway)
there lay a horrible accident.
It appear would to me, that a speeding car had coalesced into the traffic light;
pushing it over (just a little bit);
causing it to block the road with blight;
and flattening a cement mixer underneath it;
thus causing "cement" to ejaculate from it in waves;
The waves blew winds and seasons over;
This wave engulfed a set of palm knaves;
which promptly froze in their bodies, lower;
which was very bad, for a hroribly strong hurricane blew a rafter;
and blew one palm tree over;
but i saw not what happened after;
for i was blown back to Dover.
What a horrible attempt at a poem..
but i can try and always try again.
For as long as the Fantastic Four come to my home,
my "well" will never wane.
The well used in the above example; referred to a very old joke involving an old uncle whose well had run dry.
Although you DO have to give me credit for the sonnet!
Anyway, I was discussing the finer intricacies of basketballers' hair-
Wait, no, let's discuss my corporate policies instead.
I recently reshuffled my cabinet. As long as I have a disciplinarian, I can evoke free trade.
The students are making very commendable attempts to express their views.
but you know what, dear reader?
Haha.
I am a capitalistic-notioned, dictator-oriented, money-laundering economic tycoon.
I am the owner of several bottle plants.
I am also the owner of the largest car production company in Singapore - Hot Wheels (Tm).
What is more, I have four loyal, conniving, wicked subordinates who would go down for a raise.
By the word go down, I do mean of course down to the SAC to help in cleaning.
The bottle plants I mentioned earlier?
Yes, organic plants that give out bottles.
And I only make Hot Wheels imitation cars - another profitable business transaction during my stay in China.
Speaking of the SAC,
my scrotal sac seems to be itching.
I wonder what would happen if i turn it inside out?
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 5:57 AM
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