Saturday, September 23, 2006

I'll be back

To quote the Governor Of California:




I'll be Back.

Doctor Bong will return October 11th.

Monday, September 11, 2006

To address your legal concerns

Let me start by saying there is no possible way I can be held accountable for damage to any real character in Singapore or anywhere else in the world.
All names mentioned on The Dairy Of Doctor Bong are fictional.
Any resemblance to living characters (or dead) is purely coincidental.
Besides, I have legal options.

Now let's loosen up a bit.

Exams are coming. I will adore Korncentration Kamp, where we get to blast Korn music on the speakers all day. In addition, lunch will always be Corn, corn muffin and corn chowder.

We will also invite some professional CONmen and have the airCON turned to full blast.

In tribute to the PUNisher. I am not worthy.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

if you wish to sue me.

This weekend we had a fun-filled orgy in a resort at Tuas.

Let me not go into the saucy details, but I will inform you that the HOUSE SPECIAL, the Verdana Sling, was excellent and got us all drunk. When we woke up tomorrow, we were in a dark alley in Atlanta. We had to call the bursar to bail us out.