Questions litter themind.
Who is Kavametric?It sounds like Norweigan-Hebrew.
$100 bong dollars to this Kavametric person to identify himself.
From his blog, I discern he is another loyal follower of Bong's Crusade.
Let me give you something straight from the heart.
The secondary education scene in Singapore is being overwhelmed by the Book Power of Faffles and Fwa Chong Finstitution. And there are many pretenders to Le Grande Throne, such as Funman High and Fictoria. And let's not forget Fever Valley.
among all the chaos.
there will be a figure we can rally to.
a hero.
we will grab on the wings of eagles
and the hero will watch us fly away.
We must strive through the pandemonium these abysmal porters have caused us. WE MUST NOT LOSE HOPE! There will be a new school for the 2nd decade of the 21st century.
While on that point, I am thinking of centering the school around me and my faitfhul Dps to better reflect who has put in the MOST amount of work into this school.
No one can hold a candle to me, not even a pyrotechnician.
Bonglo-Cholense Fool (Fanndependent)
A new school for Worshippers Of Bong. This school will also be the first to offer chapel services centred around the religion of Bong, which practises fascism and dictatorship as its moral values.
Time for a new section of this blog titled, Confucius Say!
Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet High On Pot
Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Mountains High On Crack
Confucius Will See Jew Next Week With More Pun Ishment.
I will also introduce a new system for measurement which will be implemented in ACS in Term5:
90.9kg = 1 Fann
600 degrees Celsius = 1 Cholen (forbeingsohawt)
1 block of wood = 1 Bongar
Energy required to lightup a supernova = 1 Bong
Energy required to light up a block of wood = 1 Fafflesian
I'll think of more soon, you loyal nipples, you.
1 block of wood = 1 Bongar
Amount of energy to light up a supernova = 1 Bong
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 5:16 AM
3 Comments:
Writer for Kavametric is a very clever person. =)
You, my Friend, are altogether TOO DANGEROUS.
Hello,nice post thanks for sharing?. I just joined and I am going to catch up by reading for a while. I hope I can join in soon.
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