M0RRNING
Ah it is nice to see loyal followers to Doctor Bong's Hemisphere.I mean Blog.
The Moe Project went without a hitch. So now the Minister is stranded 10,000 miles away in the Bermuda Triangle with some daily rubbish and silicon chips.
Some of you may not know this.
But standing at the flag poles every morning during assembly
aghegm
ahem.
i must compose myself.
Standing at the flag poles every m-
MORNING
during assembly
and shaking the hands of prizewinners so many
and having the national anthem and the pledge blasted into your ears every day
is fun
But, being so near to 7 long, smooth and protruding flag poles
it just turns me on.
Ah what I would give to do Elvis' Pelvis to the flag pole between the school flag and the national flag. Every morning, I have to put my hands in my pockets and grab tight or my pants will spontaneously burst.
Moving on.
I actually own a bar down at Clarke Quay, it is called
Bong's Happy WangLand.
I offer 3 (three) (tiga) (san) (square root of ernbader) specialized and unique shakes.
The Cool Groove - a mixture of lemon, lime, sugar, salt, pepper and cervical mucus.
The Cholen - dedicated to my very own. Guava, watermelon, durian and parmesan cheese is put in a blender and mixed. Then some mild explosives are put to line the mixture and a match is lit. My patrons have expressed happiness at seeing it go up in flames. The warmly but not overdone roast is then served with chili.
The B.O.N.G - This is my pride and my ecstasy and is a drink I have been working on since my teenage years. And they were oh so hot.
B is for Belly
O is for Ostrich
N is for Neutron
G is for German
I went to the Black Forest 2 weeks ago in Germany and brought back a few German ostriches. Then I SLAYED them and cut their belly out. Then I used a redox reaction to remove their electrons and a botox reaction to remove their protons, leaving only neutrons.
I'm sorry, was that too corny for you?
Yesterday I was feeling really depressed and "angsty" as young people call it. So I wrote a song. And I am glad to share the lyrics of it with you. I have the melody in my head and the lyrics on paper. All I need is a band.
Field Of Stars
(chorus)
There's a field of stars just waiting for you
There's a life of dreams just over the blue
All we have to do
Is soar.
We can fly on our wings even more.
When we met.
You told me that
We would never make it
but i hoped.
And i dreamt of a future
with you in the picture
and me in the frame.
and i flew.
(chorus)
let the angels lift us
gravity you can kiss my ass (stupid editorials)
let the angels fly us
into a field of stars.
All you had to say was yes.
and we could fly..
All i had to do was dream.
into the skies..
(chorus)
you can melt with me.
you can fly with me.
there are castles in the sky
we can reach
Together.
we can spread our wings.
and fly into a field of stars
we can hold our hands
and float into the clouds..
......
(chorus)
And all we have to do
is fall
in a field of stars.
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Inspired by a blog.
Okay maybe this post isn't too Bong-ish enough for you loyal subordinates.
I promise to post again tomorrow.
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 5:29 AM
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