The Dairy of Doctor Bong

Bonger Bong

Updates for my faithful followers:

1. There will be a public caning for someone who sold a $300 game character to a classmate (i think it's maple story) come Monday.
2. Cholen has divorced her long-time mistress Avril.
3. My moustache has grown about 6.3 mm on the left side and 4.3 mm on the right, and 0.5 mm vertically downwards.
4. The grass on the rugby field has been drying. We had to wring dry one of the cleaners to make sure the grass did not shrivel up and die.
5. The field on the higher ground at the PE block has been shrinking, thanks to a new tectonic plate being created under it just 2 hours ago.
6. A volcano is forming in Kalimantan, Indonesia.
7. The contractor has informed me that one of the pillars supporting the IB campus is said to be unsteady.
8. The contractor has informed me that due to one too many mass orgies, his workers are unsteady.
9. Bongar has changed his name to Bonger. How similar to my name! It must be our destiny. When we are eventually married, his name will be Bonger Bong. What a nice ring that has to it.
10. I am henceforth banning all of the following games on tablet PCs:

Dilution Of The Anteaters (DotA)
Chlorine Snakes (CS)
Rings Of Cum (RoC)
Flying Tea (FT)
Drain of Water (DoW)
Cry Of Dick (CoD)
Brittle Fick (BF 2)
and, er, all racing games which include Grand Turinmo, Project Batman Racing, Rodge Racer and OutRan 5 which I'm told just came out.

If I find any such games, I swear I will take off my pants on the spot and piss on your keyboard.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 1:53 AM