The Dairy of Doctor Bong

Deus Ex Machina

I sit in my office, planning the apocalypse to come.

The foolish young ones cooped up in their classrooms think the air-conditioning in the SAC is for their comfort.

What fools.

Once the cyanide cylinders arrive, I shall poison the air-conditioning in the SAC, infecting an estimated 88.2% of the school population and binding them to do my will. I can then begin the Imperial March on Faffles Institution and conquer them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And of the remaining 11.8% of the school (which are mostly foreign scholars),

I shall command the prefects to throw them out of the window. I shall also call the road cleaners to do a special job outside the classrooms.

The teachers are inviting me to a kick-about at Toa Payoh. Surely they jest. I shall bring my Mercurial Vapors XIXX and

0WN THE1R A5535! L0L0WNED

Project Poison is proceeding very well. I heard that some ACS (Farker) boys tried to start a fight during the Battle of the Bands concert. They will be next. Let them relax their guard for now, we will surge their toilets, we will take their classrooms by storm. Dr Bong, signing out.

posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 5:03 AM